Rude bodily noises
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sun_salutationWhen my brother came over to my journal, looked at my beautiful yoga icons, and made a fart joke, I bet he wasn't expecting me to say, essentially, "Well, let me tell you..."
I replied, "...honestly, rude noises are one really excellent reason to do your yoga alone at 5am when everyone else is asleep. Because seriously, nothing kills the zen like a three-year-old asking, 'Mommy? Are you gassing?'"
Then I linked him to Pavanmukta (Wind Release Position)
Relating this conversation tozats_clear caused her to sporfle in virtual laughter and demand icons with appropriate verbiage.
So, without further ado, because I can't spend my whole weekend making fart-joke icons:
Suggestions for other text welcomed. I kept all the projects in Elements, so custom icons easy to whip off.
Namaste.
I replied, "...honestly, rude noises are one really excellent reason to do your yoga alone at 5am when everyone else is asleep. Because seriously, nothing kills the zen like a three-year-old asking, 'Mommy? Are you gassing?'"
Then I linked him to Pavanmukta (Wind Release Position)
Relating this conversation to
zats_clear caused her to sporfle in virtual laughter and demand icons with appropriate verbiage.So, without further ado, because I can't spend my whole weekend making fart-joke icons:
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Suggestions for other text welcomed. I kept all the projects in Elements, so custom icons easy to whip off.
Namaste.